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free Covenant + Kingdom giveaway

October 12, 2010

As I’ve said before, C+K is now available for purchase and they are flying off the shelves. You can pick it up here.

We’re also happy to announce that we will be helping out churches who want to do sermon series for their churches w/ Covenant and Kingdom. For churches that would like to do a 6 week series, we are going to provide sermon/teaching notes, a weekly reading schedule for the people in the church, powerpoint slides and Small Group/Huddle discussion guides. Basically, everyone in your congregation purchases the book and reads along in it as the sermon series goes along. We’ve found the best way to set a foundation of theology in communities with C+K is the interplay between teaching, discussion and personal reading. If you’d like more info, email us at

But for a blog special, we are giving a copy of C+K away this week, and here’s all you have to do: Below is a pretty random picture that’s missing a caption. Whoever leaves the funniest caption for this picture in the comment section gets a free copy of C+K.

Let the games begin!

36 Comments leave one →
  1. Tom Brown permalink
    October 12, 2010 10:03 pm

    “I told dad the truck still had hops!”

  2. Anne Storgaard permalink
    October 12, 2010 10:21 pm

    “I just thought I needed a new perspective on things…!”

  3. David James permalink
    October 12, 2010 10:24 pm

    Caption for the picture: (a play on an old american saying)

    “You’re parking up the wrong tree”

  4. October 12, 2010 10:46 pm

    It didn’t take long for Jim Bob to regret installing the helium lift kit on his pickup.

  5. Mikaela permalink
    October 12, 2010 11:03 pm

    Yep, it’s an apple tree!

  6. October 13, 2010 12:51 am

    Shucks Earl I told ya not to eat that last helping of beans

  7. gia tatone permalink
    October 13, 2010 2:27 am

    Man, what a 40 day flood THAT was!

  8. October 13, 2010 3:25 am

    I am waiting on my covenant partner to show up. He made the tree so I know He can get me out of this fix.

  9. Ted Doering permalink
    October 13, 2010 3:48 am

    Each night before he retreats into slumber, Jedidiah Beauregard Jackson III, self proclaimed chieftain of West Bracken County, KY, surveys his lands from his ivory tower.

  10. October 13, 2010 6:49 am

    Saving money on secure airport parking again Mike?

  11. October 13, 2010 7:01 am

    “I’ve heard of a pine tree air freshner for your truck, but never heard of a truck freshner for your tree.”

    Also, loved the open chested black vest home boy on the tailgate. Separate caption or ‘talking bubble’ for him… “look what I can do mom!!…mom….MOM!!! Your not watching…”

  12. Anneliese Myers permalink
    October 13, 2010 8:15 am

    They told me it was a pickup truck. What I didn’t realise was that this was in fact an instruction to the trees!

    • Anneliese Myers permalink
      October 13, 2010 8:37 pm

      Or… What the tree didn’t realise was that “pickup truck” was its name, not what to do with it.

  13. October 13, 2010 8:30 am

    Rising on the wings of a diesel Pastor Bob was waiting for the kingdom to come

  14. Allen Conner permalink
    October 13, 2010 11:41 am

    RedNeck tree house

  15. Brian Williamson permalink
    October 13, 2010 1:08 pm


    • Jesse Dukes permalink
      October 14, 2010 10:58 pm

      Hahahaha Nice! Or THIS IS SPARTANBURG!! (Followed by kick to the sternum.)

  16. Art Going permalink
    October 13, 2010 1:34 pm

    This was sure a lot of trouble to try to get into a Captain Morgan commercial!

  17. Art Going permalink
    October 13, 2010 1:35 pm

    Where did the guy with the crane go?

  18. October 13, 2010 3:02 pm

    If Zacchaeus had been American…

  19. October 13, 2010 3:09 pm

    Got IN the pick-up, now I’m UP the tree and OUT the back. I’m getting the hang of this lifeshapes stuff!

  20. Patrick permalink
    October 13, 2010 3:16 pm

    I knew I shouldn’t have trusted the GPS!

  21. mark maloney permalink
    October 13, 2010 9:28 pm

    I think this situation could be perfectly represented by a dodecahedron

  22. Gia Tatone permalink
    October 14, 2010 12:22 am

    Going out on a limb to get a copy of the new Covenant and Kingdom book!

  23. Eric Strom permalink
    October 14, 2010 7:12 pm

    Let’s see your Hummer do this!

  24. Jesse Dukes permalink
    October 14, 2010 10:47 pm

    Perhaps JimBob has misunderstood the meaning of “lifting” one’s truck.

  25. Jesse Dukes permalink
    October 14, 2010 10:50 pm

    You know what they say about guys with big trucks in a tree… ?

    Yeah, me neither.

  26. October 15, 2010 7:21 pm

    Billy Bob, a church planter in rural Alabama launches a seeker sensitive service with a message on”The Rapture”.

  27. October 16, 2010 7:04 pm

    3DM hires new branch manager.

  28. October 18, 2010 1:25 pm

    “Joe-Jack and the Beanstalk: a Redneck South-Carolina Fairytale”

  29. John Palka permalink
    October 18, 2010 8:01 pm

    It looks like Missional Communities and the old system don’t fit together well!

  30. Vicree permalink
    October 26, 2010 8:11 pm

    When I sang, “I’ll Fly Away, O Glory”, this was not what I had in mind!

  31. Jim Franklin permalink
    October 29, 2010 6:40 pm

    I could have sworn the boat trailer was hooked up when I parked the truck here last night…

  32. October 22, 2011 9:46 pm

    The tow truck isn’t going to “bail us out” – this is just a “parking deficient downturn”


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