free Covenant + Kingdom giveaway
As I’ve said before, C+K is now available for purchase and they are flying off the shelves. You can pick it up here.
We’re also happy to announce that we will be helping out churches who want to do sermon series for their churches w/ Covenant and Kingdom. For churches that would like to do a 6 week series, we are going to provide sermon/teaching notes, a weekly reading schedule for the people in the church, powerpoint slides and Small Group/Huddle discussion guides. Basically, everyone in your congregation purchases the book and reads along in it as the sermon series goes along. We’ve found the best way to set a foundation of theology in communities with C+K is the interplay between teaching, discussion and personal reading. If you’d like more info, email us at info@weare3dm.com.
But for a blog special, we are giving a copy of C+K away this week, and here’s all you have to do: Below is a pretty random picture that’s missing a caption. Whoever leaves the funniest caption for this picture in the comment section gets a free copy of C+K.
Let the games begin!
Mike Breen 
“I told dad the truck still had hops!”
“I just thought I needed a new perspective on things…!”
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Caption for the picture: (a play on an old american saying)
“You’re parking up the wrong tree”
It didn’t take long for Jim Bob to regret installing the helium lift kit on his pickup.
Yep, it’s an apple tree!
Shucks Earl I told ya not to eat that last helping of beans
Or “Redneck Treehouse”
Man, what a 40 day flood THAT was!
I am waiting on my covenant partner to show up. He made the tree so I know He can get me out of this fix.
Each night before he retreats into slumber, Jedidiah Beauregard Jackson III, self proclaimed chieftain of West Bracken County, KY, surveys his lands from his ivory tower.
Saving money on secure airport parking again Mike?
“I’ve heard of a pine tree air freshner for your truck, but never heard of a truck freshner for your tree.”
Also, loved the open chested black vest home boy on the tailgate. Separate caption or ‘talking bubble’ for him… “look what I can do mom!!…mom….MOM!!! Your not watching…”
They told me it was a pickup truck. What I didn’t realise was that this was in fact an instruction to the trees!
Or… What the tree didn’t realise was that “pickup truck” was its name, not what to do with it.
Rising on the wings of a diesel Pastor Bob was waiting for the kingdom to come
RedNeck tree house
I AM SPARTANBURG!
Hahahaha Nice! Or THIS IS SPARTANBURG!! (Followed by kick to the sternum.)
This was sure a lot of trouble to try to get into a Captain Morgan commercial!
Where did the guy with the crane go?
If Zacchaeus had been American…
Got IN the pick-up, now I’m UP the tree and OUT the back. I’m getting the hang of this lifeshapes stuff!
I knew I shouldn’t have trusted the GPS!
I think this situation could be perfectly represented by a dodecahedron
Going out on a limb to get a copy of the new Covenant and Kingdom book!
Let’s see your Hummer do this!
Perhaps JimBob has misunderstood the meaning of “lifting” one’s truck.
You know what they say about guys with big trucks in a tree… ?
Yeah, me neither.
Billy Bob, a church planter in rural Alabama launches a seeker sensitive service with a message on”The Rapture”.
3DM hires new branch manager.
“Joe-Jack and the Beanstalk: a Redneck South-Carolina Fairytale”
It looks like Missional Communities and the old system don’t fit together well!
When I sang, “I’ll Fly Away, O Glory”, this was not what I had in mind!
I could have sworn the boat trailer was hooked up when I parked the truck here last night…
The tow truck isn’t going to “bail us out” – this is just a “parking deficient downturn”